How to promote an online store with Google ads (AdWords)
We’ve all seen bad ads, lame ads and funny ads. The next ads will amaze you by their offers uttered in a very simple and clear manner.
The most funny ad ever is the one found by Larry Kim in which Ebay promises to deliver new and used babies at a very good price.
Tobey Bower from advia.com.au found a sinister ad from Amazon. This one is for the weird people with only 2 passions: human remains and reading our blog.
What do you want to get for your birthday? You probably have a long list in mind. What would you be willing to offer as a present to stand out? How about a mom? You got free shipping!
If you think you need to have a surgery and hormonal treatment to have your gender changed, you are wrong. People have been lying to you. I know you can simply BUY a new gender from Amazon!
What if you bought a new gender and you don’t like your body anymore? You already spent most of your money on gender…It’s alright. There is an ad for every need – save big buying used bodies!
Now you are happy with your new gender and your new-used body, but after a while you feel lonely and you need friends. But you are low on cash and you need close people that you can trust. “You can’t buy trust” they say and you are too sad to earn it right now. And you desperately want it now! Be cool, there’s an ad on Ebay and buying trust is just a matter of a few clicks.
You have everything you ever wanted – a baby, a mom, human remains, a new gender, a new-used body, trust. I bet you are so happy you could cry. You want to cry with joy…literally! Wait a minute – there are tears for sale on Ebay!
This was my journey through the world of bad text ads on AdWords. If you’ve got any capture of remarcable failed ads, share them with us.
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